Sunday, March 26, 2006

TMI 100

Well let's see if I can actually do this. Just for kicks I'm going to tell you now when I'm starting this just to see how long it takes to get all 100. It's Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 12:03PM

1)I'm 32 years old
2)Been married for 12 years
3)I was 20 when we got married
4)Summer was 18
5)Summer was 2 months pregnant when we got married
6)From the day we met to the day we got married was 8 months
7)We met on July 31, 1993
8)She became my girlfriend on Sep. 5
9)We got engaged on Nov. 25
10)We found out she was pregnant on Feb. 1, 1994
11)We had sex on the first date
12)I just ended a relationship with my second girlfriend before Summer and I met.
13)That girlfriend and I ended the relationship because she was pregnant and didn't tell me about it.
14)I found out from a mutual friend that she had a "miscarriage". That's the only way that I knew she was even pregnant.
15)That was the same time that I stopped doing crank/meth
16)At that time in my life I was actually a regular attender in church. I drove 35 miles each way just to go to a church I felt comfortable in.
17)I stopped attending churches after I moved away from that area
18)I never had a girlfriend until after I graduated high school.
19)I broke up with her a month after we started dating.
20)Even after I dumped her we had sex on a regular basis.
21)I broke up with her because she wanted to have a 3some that did not involve me. She wanted my best friend and his girlfriend.
22)She ended up marrying her best friends dad. He was 48. She was 19. They were having an affair and she got pregnant. He divorced his wife to be with her. They live in New Mexico now.
23)As stated before I was molested as a child.
24)Due to that I had questions about my sexuality when I got older.
25)I have actually had a shall we say........bisexual experience.
26)It actually happened more than once.
27)I have been involved in a 3some.
28)I would like #27 to happen again.
29)I have never "completed" from oral.
30)Unlike FTN who gave up porn for religious and marital reasons, I gave up porn because it did nothing for me.
31)I find porn to be to degrading to women. (Yes I do sound like a chick now huh?)
32)Summer is the only person that get me a "hard-on" anymore.
33)For that reason porn does nothing for me. If I can't get "aroused" or hard then why watch it? Right? Or why look at a magazine?
34)Another reason for not looking at magazines is why would I want to look at pics when I get to see the real thing every night.
35)I have taken explicit photos of one of the 3 women I have had sex with.
36)That same person has taken photos of me at the same time.
37)I have always wanted to make my own porn movie. But don't have a video camera or a willing partner.
38)Even though I look at other women in public (and HNT pics) No one compares to the beauty that Summer has.
39)Beauty is more than skin deep. And Summer has an unending inner beauty.
40)I love to be the person that makes Summer smile.
41)I can't have sex with someone I don't have true feelings for.
42)I sometimes wonder if Summer was right when she says we got married to young.
43)I left for Basic Training in the Army 11 days after we got married.
44)That was the longest 6 months of my life.
45)I didn't have sex for those entire six months.
46)I have fallen asleep while having sex.
47)I have had Summers mom walk in on us having sex. She walked right in sat on the bed and asked for a cigarette.
48)One of the most erotic things to happen to me was to have Summer and her sister sucking on my ears. (I LOVE to have my ears sucked on.) We kicked her out of the room so we could have sex. :D
49)I LOVE to talk about sex!
50)I was the first person to give Summers sister an orgasm. (No we did NOT have sex you perves!) I was reading a passage from a book to Summer when her sister came in. She sat down and listened. All of a sudden she started shaking and breathing funny. Then she turned red and ran out of the room.
51)2 years ago Summer got tired of her sister flirting with me all the time.
52)To teach her a lesson Summer told me to take a shower with her when she asked me to wash her back.
53)It didn't work. She still flirts with me.
54)She said if me and Summer split up last year she wanted her chance at me next. I had to find a polite way of saying thanks but no thanks.
55)As I told o272 there are some things that people won't want to know about me. The previous few just might be examples. I'm sure there will be more to follow also.
56)My dad and I get along great until we spend more than 3 days together. Then we start to fight.
57)My dad and I have squared off to each other and come close to blows several times.
58)If someone hurts me I will try to strike back instantly. And the strike back will be for no other purpose other than to hurt you more than you hurt me.
59)I used to have hair down to almost the middle of my back.
60)Now I don't let it get longer than 1 inch.
61)I want to have long hair again but I don't have the patience to grow it back.
62)The hair on my goatee is longer than the hair on my head.
63)I have blue eyes.
64)My hair is black. But it is also starting to get real grey. Especially below the hat line on the sides.
65)My mom plucked my first grey hair from my head when I was 13.
66)She still has it saves in her filing cabinet in my file.
67)I refuse to drink Jack Daniels.
68)Drinking Jack makes me a mean drunk.
69)This is my favorite position. I love to be on my back licking pussy and having my dick sucked on at the same time.
70)I have more than one blog. My other one receives very little traffic at the moment.
71)I think Paris Hilton is an ugly bitch. She is WAY to skinny.
72)I can't stand to see woman that are deathly thin. I like to see a little meat on a woman's bones.
73)My favorite movie of all time is Airplane! My kids are 5 & 11 and they are already memorizing the lines to that movie.
74)For some strange reason I love Julie Haggertys voice. Her voice annoys Summer to no end.
75)I wish I was a teenager in the 60's.
76)I want to find a hippie that spit on US soldiers as they came home and kick them as hard as possible in there nuts. Or same area if they were a woman.
77)I think draft dodgers from the Vietnam war should be shot. They may have the right to protest but how do they think that they got those rights to begin with?
78)I once called a teacher a whore in high school because she said that all soldiers that fought in the war were baby killers and that we never should have been there. She sent me to the principal. I told him what happened. She got in a trouble for spewing her trash.
79)My favorite time to have sex with Summer is Sun. morning before she goes to church.
80)I love to cook big breakfasts for my family on Sun. mornings.
81)Today I fried eggs, linguisa, and had OJ. I forgot to buy hash browns and English muffins last night.
82)The best way to eat pancakes is to make Bisquik as per box directions. But instead of using milk use beer instead. It makes them fluffier, thicker, and they don't sit in my stomach like a lump after breakfast. I can't eat pancakes with milk in them. Been eating Beer batter pancakes since I was a little kid.
83)I love to have breakfast for dinner. ie. Waffles or pancakes and eggs.
84)I had sex for the very first time in the front seat of my 67 Mustang.
85)Had sex in that same car in the parking lot of an open department store.
86)I sold that Mustang so I could buy a van that had a back seat that folded down into a double bed.
87)I have had sex with 3 women in my life.
88)The time that elapsed from my first girlfriend to my engagement to Summer was 10 months.
89)I am willing to do anything sexually except earn my red wings.
90)Sex at "that time of the month" don't bother me at all.
91)I feel bad because unlike some people that can list off thing after thing that they love about their spouse I never have been able to. I just know that I love Summer with everything that I am. I live my life for her and to make her happy.
92)My therapist thinks that I am doing a miservice to Summer and myself by saying that I live my life for her.
93)Before I met Summer the only thing that I loved was smoking pot. I did it on a daily basis. After I met her doing drugs wasn't any fun anymore.
94)Because of that last sentence I often wonder if that is the reason that I love her so much. She thinks I'm more afraid of going back to drugs than I am of losing her. And losing her would send me back.
95)My favorite TV show is That 70's Show.
96)I have a degree in Electrical Engineering. But instead of working on computers I run heavy equipment, and flag traffic around our lane closures on the highways.
97)When I smoke cigarettes I am a much less stressed person. Things don't bother me as much. But I am always mad at myself for smoking. Mainly because Summer is always upset about the money spent. So before I quit this year I used to smoke about 6 a day. That way I was only buying 2 packs a week on average. My smokes of choice were Marlboro Lights. I want one SO bad right now. It helps relieve my stresses.
98)Although I may sound like I drink a lot I only drink on Fri. Sat. and Sun. I don't drink the rest of the week. Actually today I had the first beer of the week. Didn't drink anything Fri. or Sat. night.
99)I believe it is possible for a person to be in love with two people at the same time.
100)I can't sleep unless I can "spoon" Summer few about half an hour first.
101)We both sleep in the "buff". Can't sleep any other way.
102)Summer thinks that part of the reason I am not happy is because I have big dreams that won't be realized.
103)Even though I am happy with where things are I always want more.
104)I want to get a body piercing but am afraid to. Not because of the "pain" but because of my age.
105)I want to get a few tattoos but can't justify the cost.

There you have it. I decided to through in an extra 5. There are actually a few more things that I want to post about here but I already think that I wrote to much as far as Summer goes.

We went to pick up the wedding ring that I gave Summer for Valentines Day. She is wearing it at the moment. She seems to be ok with it for the time being. I just hope that I don't screw things up this time around. I was lucky enough to get a second chance. Well it's time to wrap this up. Need to eat dinner and get the kids to bed before the Sopranos starts.

The current time is now 6:46 PM On Sun. evening.

4 comments:

O272 said...

#83 - Hey, I do breakfast for dinner, too! (Frosted Flakes and Fruit Loops!) Looks like Mr. Hus"bland" is an oatmeal for dinner kind of guy. I hope he rinses his bowl! ;)

Confused Husband said...

Mr. Hus"bland" What are my big dreams? I've got so many that It will take a post unto itself to list them all. Aslo DON'T use beer for waffles. Use it in pancakes. I don't measure the beer when I make them this way. I add the beer until the mix looks to be the right consistency. I usually make a double batch and use a 24 ounce can of MGD.
You must eat pretty fast if you eat out of the container.

o272 We all know about the types of breakfast that you *cook* for dinner. With the price of cereal and that basketball team you are rainig you must got through at least a box a meal, X 3 meals a day, X 7 days a week = An awful lot of cereal. ;)
CH

Anonymous said...

I'm such a square...what are red wings?

Confused Husband said...

whoami Ummmmm well.....let's see. How can I put this in an appropriate manner?
To hell with appropirate!
Red Wings would be what a guy gets on his face if he were to go down on a woman while she is being visited by flow.
To me sex at that time of the month is fine. But I just cant seem to get past the navel during that time.
CH