I'm sitting here at my desk hanging my head in shame. I think that I should have my man card taken away. I am finding myself sinking to new lows in my life. I'm resorting to forms of entertainment that I swore I'd never resort to.
I'm watching Dr. Phil!
WHY?!?!?!
How could I let this happen to me? How could I allow myself to watch a show of this type? It's a touchy feely talk show. But for some unexplainable reason for the last two weeks I have found myself coming home from work and instead of getting on the computer and blogging, I am now turning on the TV to watch Dr. Phil. To make it even worse I am looking at the TV listings for the evening to see if I can catch the evening show as well.
Oh what am I sinking to?
Promise me one thing my dearest friends: If you catch me watching Oprah please -SHOOT ME!
12 comments:
Got my .357 ready! ;)
Hey - what happened w/ that lie detector test they did on that guy they thought was molesting his daughter?! I missed that!
Lie detector results: she was telling the truth, his results were highly suspect. That's all I saw before I changed the channel to Ellen! :-)
O Thanks!
He failed the lie detector test. At the end of the episode Dr. Phil came back adn said that after the show was taped he took another lie detector test and he passed. So it brought up even ore questions about whats going on. He also said that he's going to do a follow up to this story in the future.
Rob I guess I could be worse. Thanks for reminding me. :D
CH
It takes a real man to admit he watches Dr Phil.
Luckily, I'm not a real man.
Husbland: Dr Who is British. Quite different from Dr Phil, actually.
OK, people, we're gonna do a little intervention here; nothing to be alarmed about. . .
CH. . .
friend. . .
my man. . .
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING????
DR. FREAKIN' PHIL????
NOW CUT THAT OUT!!!
THIS INSTANT!!!
YOU HEAR ME????
OK, now, then. . .
No more of that, now, yahear?
This is a sad, sad day and honestly, I'm not sure I can visit here anymore. :(
(Ok, kidding about the visiting thing, but remember this, those shows are ADDICTIVE and they will ROT YOUR BRAIN! Get your gun and go outside and shoot something! You'll feel much better.)
I'm laughing!! After moving into the apt and trying to find room for all my crap and the kids', I found myself watching ... *deep breath* ... Martha Stew because she had a special on space saving storage.
You can ban me from your blog now. Lord knows I already returned my man card that day. ...but does it help if I spent a few hours at Home Depot, genuflecting before the storage units?
Taja I'm so afraid that if I had Tivo that I would do that too.
Mr. H I wish I could say the same.
FTN Yes it does take a real man. And as they say the first step is to admit that you have a problem. Come on over and join me whenever your ready.
Desmond I'm trying realy hard. I haven't watched an episode sonce the posting. Let's se if this helps.
Art I'm sorry you feel this way. Your presence hear will be dearly missed.
Oh. Wait. You were joking. **sigh of relief**
I'm taking your advice and am going hunting this weekend. That'll do the trick I'm sure.
findingheart You watched Martha and your laughing at me?
I won't kick you off my blog though. You did redeem yourself with the trip to Home Depot.
CH
CH I can't believe it! This is disastrous news!
Haha, it's crazy how those shows can suck you in. I've tried to not watch tv until the better shows come on. LIke House ;)
Oh for crying out loud! I lost my diet pepsi on that one!!! I'm still laughing in spite of the soda all over the place!
hugs
Des
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