For lack of anything else to post tonight I copied this from
Finished Last. It has been pretty busy week around here. I'm taking a test for a promotion at work tomorrow morning. Hopefully I pass it again. The last time they had the test I ranked number 18 in the state, but the test got "compromised" so they threw it out. Then there is the fact that we have had someone breaking into our back yard on several occasions the last 2 weeks. Moire about that tomorrow though.

Enjoy! If you think something is left out or want to know more about something here just ask me in the comments and I'll answer anything you want.

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Yes I have. Many times I must say.

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? How public do you consider public to be? If you mean in front of a group of people then the answer is no. I don't think I could deal with that. But if you mean in a parking lot of a Target store while the store is open then yes I have.

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yes I have. Because my partner is/was a very quiet person during all of our previous encounters. Then in the middle of one encounter she just let out with Harder! Faster! It took me by surprise and I laughed. Worst thing to have done at the time.

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Not that I recall.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Of course I do. who doesn't like to cuddle after sex. That would be a better question.


6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? The easy answer to this would be yes. I could very easily say I regretted having sex with the 2 ladies prior to Summer. but then I wouldn't be who I am today if I didn't have sex with them. So no I don't.

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Nope. Is it even possible for a guy to do? Seriously.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT UP? That is something that has just entered into our sex life. The dirty talk that is. I love it!The dirtier the better.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Well let me think here.HHhhmmmmmmm.....I have 2 kids and got a previous girlfriend pregnant........I think the answer is yes.


10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? I'm not that big on masturbation for starters. So no I haven't.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Nope.


12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? Yes. very fun too I must say.

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? Yes indeedy.


14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Do I have to answer this question?

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN? Several times. Honestly! No joke.


16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? Falling asleep. Or quite possibly one time Summer and I were in the throws of passion before we were married. At the time we were living with her mom. I was a smoker at the time and her mom had supposedly quit. Or wasn't supposed to because of her high blood pressure. Well as we are in the moment her mom walks into the room and asks me for a cigarette. Then asks me for a light. She then proceeds to sit down on the bed and start talking to us. Can we say show stopper? I don't know if she knew what we were doing at the time or not. I know she knew we were having sex while we lived there but I don't know about that moment in time.

Actually some if not all of my most embarrassing sexual moments have happened as a result of Summer's family in one way or another. Her sister had a way of walking in at the wrong time. Still does sometimes. Except now it's more of her calling on the phone at the wrong time instead. Her brother was throwing things at us another time. NO he was NOT in the room but the way the house was designed you could throw things from one room to another at some parts of the house.

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 19


18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Plead the fifth.


19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE? Well since I pleaded the fifth who knows? Anything is possible right?

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? Ummm let me check my pulse.



Yup. I still have a pulse so the answer is YES!!!


21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? 3 But then again that number could change depending on your definition of "sex". With the 4th person there was no "penetration" sex so I just go with 3.


22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? Sure do. Lost my virginity in a car.


23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? Not since the last time we slept together. Which was about a month after I broke it off with her. We stayed fuck buddies for a month or so after.

24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Nope.


25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? Not that I know of. Unless there is something I should know about my love.


26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD. Sadly I don't get the opportunity to find out. Summer says they are very bad.


27. LINGERIE. Sure!

28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? I married a former co-worker.


29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX?
(*)park
()church
()cemetery
(*)beach
(*)boat
()school
(*)parent's bed Hers NOT mine!
(*)your bed
(*)car
(*)picnic table
()kitchen counter
(*)couch/chair
()dining room/kitchen table
(*)woods (open and/or in a tent)
()hood of a car
(*)bathroom
(*)shower
(*)bathtub
(*)the other person's bed
()porch/deck/balcony
(*)in a house with parents home
()at a party
(*)on top of the washer/dryer
(*)with other people in the room
(*)hotel
()concert
()grandparent's house
(*)field
()bleachers
()bookstore stock room
()linen closet
(*)in a lake
(*)at your place of employment
(*)been caught/walked in on

The price of Sin

I found this list over at Dad's life. He got it over at Blonde's blog and he accepted her invitation to steal it. Look over the list, and add up how much your sins are worth. You only get credit for a sin once, no matter how many times you've done it. And feel free to let me know how much your sins are worth and comment on any particular sins you want ;-)

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

So what's my Grand Total? I'm actually surprised it was as high as it is. A whopping $570.50! WOW! Looks like I have a lot to make up for.

Anyways feel free to put this on your site and sum it up on your own. Just let me know if you take this so I can see how much you owe. :D